This always fucks me up to think about
Im now picturing touch sensitive autistics just feeling a fabric and thinking. “Omg this feels like horrendous city planning i CANNOT wear this!”
instagram post: *video of a woman gently encouraging a hesitant child to go down a slide*
the first comment: this woman is violently pressuring her child to do something that they are clearly terrified to do, children should NEVER have to do anything they don’t want to do, this kid is being abused and will grow up to hate their mother i hope someone calls cps on her
the second comment: kids are so thin skinned these days if it were my kid i would push it down the slide and laugh at it if it cried. this is the only way we will win the culture war
the third comment: she should have used a condom. this would make a great condom ad. no one cares that someone came in you. kids are not human. i hate kids so much.
the fourth comment: DM ME “”“HELP”“” 🤝💪😤 I AM PAYING OFF DEBT OF FIRST 5 🎉 TO DM 💯💯💵💵 DON’T MISS THIS OPPORTUNITY 😍
File under: even more blatant proof cis people can joke about trans people without it being at their expense
so “incubus” means someone who lies on top of something, and “succubus” means someone who lies underneath something, and the former also turns up in the word “incubate”, which means to lie on top of an egg. To ensure closure we could therefore posit an analogous term “succubate”, which would be something like this:
he is succubating.
@staff if I have to deal with this every 7 days, so do you.
this tweet hasn’t left my mind once in the two years since it’s been posted
I played Go Fish with a jester. He originally wanted to play Poker, but neither of us could remember how.
Dancing Goddesses
These are AWESOME.
(Source: Nina Paley)
This is oddly adorable
Me, waiting my turn in the grocery store check out lane:
Women light up the world. That’s why it’s called Broad daylight.
Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.
How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?
i will always support this post
@mooserattler back on my dash!
Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???
I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.
god come on we’re so close. this is like the only meaningful thing that this website could ever achieve
this photo of OP holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios is so beloved to me
This year’s award for the Tumblr Eurovision Blorbo goes to: